I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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