You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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