Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I would ride that face into the sunset
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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