I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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