he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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