found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
