i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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