i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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