I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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