we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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