Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
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