She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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