I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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