C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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