Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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