No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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