We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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