I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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