After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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