whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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