What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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