Hey man sorry I got all grabby
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
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