And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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