Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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