Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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