I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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