i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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