I'm really into asian looking animals
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
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