is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
