Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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