you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Randomize
