Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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