I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
He's a Shit stain on my heart
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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