If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
How many fucks given?
0.12846
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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