I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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