real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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