Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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