with your own penis?
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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