i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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