I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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