i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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