I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
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