3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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