i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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