I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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