i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
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