How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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