...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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