these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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