Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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