Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Randomize
