I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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