Whatcha textin bout Willis?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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