I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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